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Saturday, 4 February 2012 |
Besides, hey, what do you have to dress up for? A new t-shirt is the perfect symbol of your new station in life: fashionably unemployed. You'll be the envy of all your former coworkers hanging out at the coffee shop.
NEW LOW PRICE! Only $12.00 each!
Get your limited edition commemorative t-shirt proclaiming "I worked for a failed .com and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Shirts are white 100% cotton with navy letters across a stylized "pink slip." S-M-L-XL.
| Shirt | $12.00 |
| Shipping: | |
| U.S. | $3.50 |
| Can/Mex | $6.00 |
| Europe | $8.00 |
| The rest of Earth: | $9.50 |
| Other terrestrial, jovian or Intergalactic: | Free shipping!! |
(Ordering several? Add $1.00 per additional shirt s/h.)
Email me with size and mailing address.
I accept:
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U.S. checks to: |
Information/Ordering: ketra@droolingcat.com
Forward my URL to your unemployed friends, so they can order Ts, too! Lord knows they have time to read forwarded emails now. It's not like they're working, or anything.
Just who is the woman behind this screwball marketing initiative? Check out my resume or direct your hiring manager to it. Please. I could use the referral.
Copyright 2001, Ketra Oberlander